a few words from elvis on his super sexual prowess...
the daily catastrophe:december 17, 2006
(i suggest you click on the image to see important details in larger size...)
frame 1: hi everyone... i'm taking over the comic strip this week to respond to some queries regarding my sexuality... i am bisexual which means i am ambi-sexual and capable of pleasing the lady canines and the male canines...
(note my large penis which marlena has not been drawing)
(super butt sniffing nose)
(female dog larger than me)
super macho elvis
frame 2: i am very macho. i have an extremely large penis for my small size--it's bigger than a lot of big dogs' cocks. here i am taking on two dogs at the same time...
(petunia, girl poodle)
(prince israeli bichon frisee) (note his penis is smaller than mine)
posted by marlena rivers at
10:08 PM
7 Comments:
Oh my God! I'm wishing I had never questioned Elvis's sexuality now. It looks like you've been putting too much Viagra in his food. We know that you go under the pseudonym of Marlena Rivers which you say sounds like a porn star. Maybe Elvis should get a porn star name too. You could have a competition to see who came up with the best name.
I'll go first... hmmm.... Troy Plunger!
elvis is like that all the time, that is, when i take him out for walks. he approaches all dogs with vigor, energy, determination and excitement! obviously he's not had anybody messing around to neuter him! that's pretty good especially the plunger. or you could lend him your own porn star name. supposedly you take your middle name and add on the name of the first street you live on. marlena rivers is not from that formula. it just came to me and seemed perfectly porn star. elvis doesn't have a middle name, so people could lend him their porn star names. what about randy plunger?
I don't think that formula would work with me. You see my middle name is Mike and let me think... the first street, well I guess that would be Hunt Street. So that would make me Mike Hunt. Let me just say it out loud Mike Hunt... oh my goodness it does work!
mike hunt is good! it seems to be a great formula for some weird reason. i've also heard you can substitute the name of your first dog as the first name... stay tuned for a post in the next few days!
Dam I already took a sleeping pill and it has stared to work...I was going to leave you a long comment as you do at my place :) you do realize that I then have to think...and that is not one of the things that I do very well :)
I have answered to each question for you.
If you want to email me directly and ask whatever is on your mind please do. I will give you answers to what ever you ask. Some times it is hard to ask questions in the comment's. my email is rith there at the top of the page I think if not is it in my profile or somewhere...ah fuck this is easier ranchero1@sympatico.ca email any time got to go now pill starting to work and too many typos, hi to Elvis...
Elvis!!! stunning man.. you are givin some dogs(read men) a run for their money...
i hope you enjoyed the threesome there. :)
and i hope marlena would make it more evident heerafter. That is your right man, and i am happy you have put up a STIFF fight to make it more visible. lol
hi to marlena....
thanks ol' lady. hope you got some good sleep.
elvis to lash: woof woof!!!
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