elvis' update
12/10/06 continued
elvis says:
hi everyone, i had a good week. lots of walks. there's an israeli bichon frizee visiting in the building across the street. his name is prince. i'm in lust. the language barrier is overrated... can't wait to see/sniff him again... ahhh...
oh yeah, update on marlena: and as you can tell, the wellbutrin seems to be working. woof woof!!
7 Comments:
hey elvis, all the best to make it a cross continental affair buddy :)
p;s language isn't important :))
Elvis is turned on by Prince! That would be a great headline for the gossip columns. The King loves the purple one... Graceland meets Minneapolis... hey but wait a minute! Isn't your Elvis male??? Oh well, I'm just a poor country boy, what do I know. I suppose in New York, the city that gave us the Scissor Sisters, it's not uncommon for dogs to be homosexual and hang out in trendy nightclubs.
Here in Scotland our dogs are very tough, macho creatures... oh... but they do have moustaches! Eeek!
;o)
elvis wanted to leave his own comment:
hi mo and lash. it's very important that you know, number 1 that i have a very huge penis. marlena is such a prude that she does not usually draw it but i'm sure the next cartoon will remedy that. number 2, for a small dog (and she drew me more baby puppy like this week to emphasize my cuteness), i am super macho. often big dogs are scared of me.
number 3, i am not gay, i am bisexual or more realistically, trisexual, which is more macho than being what you humans call "straight". the ability to get nasty with all genders of canine reflects my super huge libido and limitless abilities. it's like being ambidextrous. i dont' understand why humans have not caught on to the super abilities of bisexuals. we can seduce all varieties of our species and are genderblind, so we are both supersexual superheroes with highly developped abilities and supertolerant and not snobby and picky. it it smells good, i'm there, and i've had no complaints yet...to be continued in next post...now it's time for my nap. as a bisexual dog, i need extra naps as i am twice as busy out there on the street flirting and leaving lovesick dogs in my wake...
Hello from Scotland! (Left you a note following your comment on my site). Unless you object, I thought I would add you to my blogroll; graphic interpretations of bipolar are new to me!
Regards,
Sisiphus
hehehe well that clarification on your part was goddamn funny. It opened my eyes too, to a world of possibilities. All the best with your libido, and well man Elvis i guess the next sketch will do justice to your "length" :) empathies and sympathies :))
hey marlena are you taking the wellbutrin sr or xl? I take the xl and I think it's working for me...at least Ol Man says I'm better to deal with :)
OOOOHHHHHH ELVISSSSS any time you want to come over and sniff/see Toolie or Dog you are more than welcome and there will be homemade treats for you also :)
actually i'm taking bipropion which is i guess the generic wellbutrin... elvis says thank you for the invite!
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